Hmm look how long I have that I don't come here XD THANK YOU USUNA FOR FIXING THE PEACE OF SHIT I HAD CREATED! (the crowd aww's) XD and um....I did my report for nothing....School sucks..... eh -.-...I have to do another report....I have to decorate meh house fo' Halloween...  -_____________________-;; and and and and IMA GET MEH CELLY BACK (everyone goes streakin) thanks you thanks you

And I was thinking in School when we were reciting the pledge to sing this

I Pledge alligence to the flag
Micheal Jackson is a fag
He sused to playt with lil toys
Now he plays wif lil boys
He once t baged a a kid named kyle
and hes thebecame the most famous pedophile

Heres a linky that um I um I have an rpg char in

©http://geocities.com/bkart1122

um my chars there are Keiko......Kawaii....Zarian......Kunoichi

Bleh  -_____-;;

AH SHIT I CANT SPELL XD

I have like 55 years thats I haven't writing one of these thingy mabobs...I didn't even know how toooooooooooo write a new entry...also...i locked me self out me room.... -.-...don't laugh you think its funny you fool.....well n e wayz.....Im not writing much..its probably like -55°F in my room...and im too lazy to turn it off...so ima just go to sleep... _-_. Buh bai..

Shirts Off

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot annouces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an emergency landing. The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. "Make me feel like a woman again!" she screamed. So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. "Here you go, you crazy bitch, iron this."

"ONLINE DATING"
  
DAMN I  WROTE ALL OF THIS AND FOR BIENG SUCH A STUPID ASS I ERASED IT.. UM LET ME SEE WHAT I WROTE.. O YES I WAS IN RHODE ISLAND ... AND UMM WAIT WAIT... NO NO..OK THE TOPIC TODAY IS "ONLINE DATING" I MEAN "ONLINE DATING(LITERALLY)"WOW I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO SAY LIKE "ONLINE B/F AND G/F" "DUMPING YOU" HAHA ITS "ONLINE"  WHY MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR THIS.... WOW I MEAN ITS EXCITING TO WATCH THE FIGHTS BUT SAD HOW SERIOUS THEY ARE.....OK IM BLANK...SO NOW YOU KNOW "QUEENY'S" SHORT SHOW..... O IM SORRY IF YOU BEEN AFFENDED BYE THIS....

12- Pack

A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.'' The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?'' The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.'' Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for. The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''

 I HAVE ONE DAY WORKING ON THIS I DON'T KNOW MANY THINGS TO DO I SCREWED UP LIKE 50 GAGAGILLION TIMES SOOOOO WHAT IMA DO IS EVERY COUPLE OF DAYS ADD SONTIN OR MIGHT BE A LINK A PICTURE OR JUST A CORNY JOKE...HE HE XD = CORNY JOKE

Dad Eats Lightbulbs

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?" asks his teacher. "I heard him say it. He and Mom were in the bedroom and he said 'If you turn out the light, I'll eat that thing.'"